LOVE YOU.....
- jB (Nov 2016)
An inverse to the "Power 16", here are 7 things I found to suck immensely in the month prior:
JULY 2012
1. Passive aggressive Facebook status updates
2. That sports lull waiting for NHL and NFL to return
3. Obscenely large, long-term NHL contracts
4. Skunks.
5. Feeling of regret when I come across a shitty song on my iPod
6. Having to explain a wrist injury.
7. Feta cheese.
Hate Hall of Fame:
The following things/places/people are on my list forever until they do something to balance out all the ill will they have done to me or my compatriots:
Mark Messier
The 1994 New York Rangers (double for Messier)
M.Night Shaymalan
Robert Horry
Girls who draw their eyebrows on
Pink girl themed NHL jerseys.
Jurassic Park 2 & 3
Jason Freidberg & Aaron Seltzer (directors of Epic Movie, ect)
Giraffes
The color Magenta
"Fun size" chocolate bars.
Tinsel
Movies that have a song title as their title that aren't about the artist who wrote the song.
Puddles
Slush
Bandwagon Sports Fans
Wet Socks
Sunburns
Having to crawl behind an entertainment unit
Department store changing rooms
Plain ass regular flavorless oatmeal
Dropping change in public
Jason Freidberg & Aaron Seltzer (directors of Epic Movie, ect)
Giraffes
The color Magenta
"Fun size" chocolate bars.
Tinsel
Movies that have a song title as their title that aren't about the artist who wrote the song.
Puddles
Slush
Bandwagon Sports Fans
Wet Socks
Sunburns
Having to crawl behind an entertainment unit
Department store changing rooms
Plain ass regular flavorless oatmeal
Dropping change in public
NEW ADDITION FOR JULY 2012:
Any tabloid that ISN'T "The Weekly World News"
(How will "Bat-child" become "Bat-man" if he's in FBI custody??)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
